So this ad in the local craigslist under writing gigs generated a chuckle:
“I have a story I need written. It covers the last several years of my life. I want to have you sit with me in my home in (location), while I smoke a bong to cope with the discomfort of the topics I will discuss with you.”
Nothing was said about a bong, or bottle, for the listener’s discomfort.
However intriguing be the story, I’ll pass. Regardless, a chuckle at the start of a day is good and post-worthy.